thebookofsecrets:

centaine:

ruberama:

youdidntseemlikeaplayeratall:

pastywhiterambler:

brazzlefrat:

fadestogray:

likeadoll:

rufustfirefly:

happyharry:

cheapandjuicy:

magickbeans:

owl-hoot:

colorpsychedelic:

pinuna:

I cuddled with a cat because I’m sexy as hell.

Reblog with yours :P

I ran shirtless with the kool-aid man because that’s how I roll.

I banged Santa Claus because I have double d’s.

I killed a condom because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.

I killed a pornstar because I have amazing boobs.

i cuddled with a homeless guy because i’m beautiful~

I needed a jew because that’s how I roll. lmao wat.

I banged a bag of weed because that’s how I roll.

I banged the kool-aid man because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous

I cuddled with a jar of honey because that’s how I roll.

I ran shirtless with your dealer because that’s how I roll.

I ran naked with your dealer because I had to.

Ok, boring.

I needed a whore because I have amazing boobs.  (Am considering all offers.)

I stabbed a jar of honey because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous

I ran shirtless with an easter egg because I have AMAZING boobs
*can’s stop laughing*

Hmm… I ran shirtless with a lesbian because I’m beautiful (and I’m sure she was too!)